lagi lagi tag. [jeju tag aku lagi]

THE SELF
[01] Real name: mohd zulhelmie zullifan
[02] Nickname: elmi , zul , helmie , bemy.
[03] Married: single oh!
[04] Zodiac Sign: saggy.
[05] Gender: lelaki.
[06] Age: 19 -> 20.
[07] High School: SMK Taman Semarak , Nilai.
[08] College: UiTM Penang.
[09] Height: 171cm.
[10] Weight: 65kg.
[11] Do you like yourself: yup!
[12] Piercings: nope.
[13] Right or left: right.
[14] Are you a freak : agak ah.
[15] Hair: pendek. umi aku akan bebel kalau rambut aku panjang sket.
[16] Skin: ramai orang cakap aku agak cerah.
[17] Allergic: laut dan bulu kucing.
[18] What are you doing now: menahan saket perut.
[19] What will you doing 1 hour later: game.
[20] What will you doing 10 years later: maen ngan anak anak kot.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: parents.
[22] Siblings(included you): two. ermm, three!!
[23] Eldest: elmi suka makan coklat.
[24] Youngest: dada sengal.
[25] Love/hate your family: chenta mereka.

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: dah jumpa. tapi terlepas ke tangan orang.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: ex num 22.
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: liyana jasmay.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 23.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): woo tuh ape?
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): ??
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: maybe. that's why dia lari.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: terlampau percaya kot.
[34] Ever argue with your other half: ada. masa dia dah ada laki laen.
[35] You with your other half since: january 2005 - november 2006.
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: saya lurus.
[37] Reasons you love your other half: sebab dia melengakapi saya.
[38] You and your other half in which stage: bodoh punya soalan. cite lama ah!
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: woo lagi?
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: ya dan maseh lagi.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: mohd nor affendy bin norapi.
[42] Your first enemy: aizuddin mohd fauzi.
[43] The friends you love the most: makhluk bulan , weng crew dan semua kawan UiTM yang rapat.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): din lah. mungok soalan.
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: haha. tricky question neh. jehan kot.
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: shy kot?
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: kerek gila babey. macam bagos. macam hawt sangat. ingat aku terhegeh ke kat kaw? aku hanya mahu hilangkan busan buzz ym kaw je lah. bungok punya perempuan.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: curik gf aku. haha
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: penah. 2x. 1st ngan jehan. kapel 3 hari. 2nd ngan nurul. kapel 2 minggu. haha kawan lagi bagos kot.
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: ntah. tak kot.
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: aku backstab dia balik.
[52] If your friend betray you: aku peduli apa?
[53] If your friend woo your lover: tengok gf aku sayang aku ke tak.
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: aku gelak kat dorang sambil guling guling.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: 'jom kita kapel. aku ngah single'.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: tidak. aku pemalas.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: copy paste selalu ah.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: ramai. mungkin cikgu add math masa skola dulu.
[59] Always late to school/college: skola tak penah lewat. kelas selalu.
[60] Your class: skola - ramai perempuan. UiTM - menghitung jari bilangan perempuan.
[61] You love your seniors: tak kenal senior.
[62] Senior who you love the most: kan aku dah cakap aku tak kenal.
[63] Your classmates good/bad: fadzreen ngan niesa je yang best. yang laen macam belagak je.
[64] Excellent result classmate: hakim. dekan tak penah miss. [tabik]
[65] Laziest classmate: aku paling pemalas. tapi kat skola aku paling pandai dan paling cepat pikap.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: intellingence people.
[67] Stupid people: yang macam bagos. yang nasihat orang tak tengok diri sendiri. yang tak nampak kesalahan diri sendiri. yang bodoh sombong. dan of cos yang bodoh.
[68] Good looking people: macam elmi suka makan coklat.
[69] Ugly people: orang yang perasan bagos.
[70] Funny people: macam makhluk bulan. macam macam perangai.
[71] Cute people: sebagai contoh - liyana jasmay.
[72] Bad people: perempuan macam bagos.
[73] Honest people: aku doakan masok syurga.
[74] Acting people: aku doakan kaw kena langgar treler.
[75] You are what kind of people: semua di atas. kecuali acting. aku tanak kena langgar treler.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: lip. mataku rabun.
[77] Hugs or kisses: hugs. [but i'm a good kisser. wakakakaka!]
[78] Shorter or taller: shorter. tapi sket je. jangan macam KLCC ngan tiang traffic light.
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: spontaneuos ah.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: aku buncit. o'oh. arms plis.
[81] Listener or talker: aku pendengar yang hebat. aku pencakap yang tareti diam.
[82] Romantic or rich: kaya.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: good husband but great father.

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: 24 [12.12.2012]
[85] Numbers of kid(s): four. two boys and two girls.
[86] Career: pramugara. tanak jadi engineer. aku nak travel.
[87] Salary: rm2000-10000 sebulan. gaji seorang pramugara.
[88] Retirement age: 55.
[89] Properties value: ntah.
[90] Wishes: kawen sama liyana jasmay.

THE VICTIMS

idora , nanie , rini , nanazy , evaa , FD , rimza dan afdlin shauki [macam dia nak buat.haha].