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Thursday, February 5, 2009

tag kawen dari amy.

1. How old are you?
--> 20 tahun sebulan nak dekat dua bulan.

2.Are you single?
--> single dan masih available.

3.At what age do you think you'll get married?
--> 24. target majlis akad nikah : 12th december 2012.

4.Do you think you'll marrying the person you are with now?
--> saya single sekarang.

5.If not, who do you want to marry?
--> saya nak kahwin dengan dia boleh tak?

6.Who will be your bridesmaid & bestman?
--> shy. kalau dia dah kawen sebelum saya , fendy atau lihin atau moja atau asrul.

7.Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
--> buat kenduri dekat rumah umi dan abah.

8.Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
--> honeymoon? suatu tempat di mana tiada orang kenal kami berdua. hanya aku dan dia. baru honeymoon kan?

9.How many guests do you think you'll invite?
--> keluarga dan teman rapat.

10.Will that include your exes?
--> mungkin. kalau mereka sudi apa salahnya?

11.How many layers of cake do you want?
--> 3 cukup.

12.When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
--> petang. tengahari panas la. malam gelap sangat.

13.Name the song/tune you'd like to plat at your wedding
--> blower's daughter.

14.Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon & fork?knife?
--> saya nak orang makan pakai tangan orang sebelah. rare bukan?

15.Champagne or red wine?
--> sirap campur oren.

16.Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
--> 2 minggu selepas berkahwin.

17.Money or household items?
--> both. greedy kan?

18.How many kids would you like to have?
--> empat termasuk sepasang kembar.

19.Will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
--> masa tidur tidak.

20. Whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
--> Tazo (sebab dia gatal nak kahwin)
--> Sabrina (sebab tak pernah tag dia)
--> Shy ( sebab dia tak pernah buat tag )
--> Zymn (nak tengok dia kahwin macam mana)
--> Nia (sanggop tak dia buat ntah)

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

tag sekolah oleh rimza.

>5 tabiat buruk anda time sekolah.

-aku jenis yang suka loyar buruk dengan cikgu cikgu aku. tu sebab aku jadi rapat dengan cikgu aku.

- aku amat malas untuk menyiapkan kerja sekolah. suka datang awal pergi sekolah , lepas tu pegi kat budak kelas , minta tiru. pasti siap sebelum kelas. haha selalunya linda yang menjadi mangsa. sebab dia satu bas dengan aku. haha

- aku juga suka buat latihan skip skip. sebagai contoh , kalau soalan ada 10 , aku akan buat 1 , 2 , 3 , 5 , 6 , 8 , 9 , 10. sampai ke universiti neh perangai aku tak ubah ubah. haihh.

- masa aku tingkatan dua , aku gemar bermain bola dalam kelas. hoki pon. kayu hoki? kitorang ambil kayu kerusi yang dah patah. budak budak pengawas dan budak nerd pon join sekaki. pernah kantoi dengan cikgu HEM. tapi aku terlepas. sebab pandai cover. kesian fendy , dah la pengawas , siap kena berdiri depan perhimpunan esok hari nya. haha

- masa aku tingkatan lima , budak lelaki kelas aku hanya 8 orang. kitorang ada nama kumpulan kitorang sendiri. ChaosMaker namanya. aku leadernya. kitorang duduk belakang sekali dalam kelas. susun meja panjang panjang. aku duduk ditengah tengah. bila tak ada cikgu , kami memang jadi raja. satu sekolah kenal ChaosMaker nie kot. siap ada musuh tradisi. TSTG. haha bungok je zaman sekolah dulu.

> 3 favourite subjek anda. Kenapa?

- matematik - tak kira la matematik moden atau matematik tambahan. aku memang suka subjek matematik. sebab aku amat suka nombor. bila tiba kelas matematik , korang mesti akan nampak muka bersedia aku untuk bermain nombor. tapi apakan daya , dekat universiti aku macam dah muak dengan matematik atau sekarang lebih dikenali sebagai calculus. dulu masa tingkatan 4 dan 5 , masa belajar matematik tambahan , aku seorang saja budak lelaki yang duduk diam dan belajar. budak lain , memang diorang buat hal sendiri. cikgu wook siap cakap , siapa nak belajar , belajar. siapa tak nak , jangan ganggu. tapi aku belajar. sebab aku minat. akhirnya , aku seorang saja yang lulus dengan cemerlang. yang lain dapat G. padan muka korang.

- english - aku di anggap sebagai salah satu dari genius english dalam kelas aku. since darjah 6 sampai tingkatan 5. mesti aku macam menonjol dalam kelas. paling aku ingat , masa tingkatan 5. aku , afyq , aneys , kamarul dan aaida adalah 5 terbaik english. jadi kami macam berebut nak dapat markah tinggi bila setiap kali test atau exam. sampai teacher naik bingung dengan karenah kami. suka minta tambah markah. reason? sebab nak dapat highest. selalu nya , aku , afyq dan aneys akan dapat fullmarks. so tak ada gadoh gadoh. dari aku tingkatan 1 , sampai aku jejak universiti nie , aku tak pernah dapat kurang dari A subjek ini. hebat kan? haha

- lukisan kejuruteraan - aku memang minat gila melukis. tu sebab aku nak jadi architect. tapi sekarang bakal engineer jadi nya aku. tak apa la. ada juga kena mengena. masa aku belajar lukisan kejuruteraan ni , kitorang kena pergi studio. studio tu akan digunakan hanya dua kali seminggu. berhabuk dia jangan cakap laaa. haihh. untuk pengetahuan , hanya 6 orang sahaja yang belajar lukisan kejuruteraan ni kat sekolah aku. aku , yati , aloy , rashid , lynda dan ain. kami juga last batch yang ambil paper ni kat sekolah aku. jadi studio tu dah macam kelas nombor dua. tak ada kerja , pergi studio. buat assignment katanya. padahal duduk berborak sahaja. cikgu yang mengajar subjek ini pon cantik. cikgu salamiah namanya. macam jennifer garner.

> 3 subjek yang anda tidak suka. Kenapa?

- kimia - sebab? cikgu garang gila. cikgu suriya. sikit sikit kena tarik telinga. kena tengking. subjek ini pon susah. sebab aku malas nak ingat ikatan ikatan pejadah tu. tapi yang peliknya , masok universiti , kimia aku score A. wah ! mungkin sudah matang agaknya.

- sejarah - subjek wajib untuk tidak suka. sebab? sebab subjek busan. buat apa la nak belajar benda yang dah lepas? yang dah tak boleh nak tukar. kalau kita dalam cerita timeline tak apa la juga. haihh. cikgu cikgu yang mengajar subjek ni pon busan busan. cakap nak panjang. kasik murid mengantok saja. "hari ini...... kita akan belajar.... bab 7. bab...... pasal..... errrr.... sultan mahmud...... shah. ok , buka muka surat......... 87. zulhelmie , tolong baca". sumpah aku busan !

- pendidikan agama Islam - aku bukan tak suka. suka je. tapi... aku paling lemah bila ustaz idrus yang ajar. adoi. lagi mengantuk dari sejarah. lepas tu , suka suruh aku baca surah. kena hafal. aku kan pemalas. tak hafal. jadi dungu. kena kutok. kena gelak. haihh. kalau baca jawi aku terer. nak soh hafal , sori ya?

> Menarik pada kamu..?

apa yang menarik ya? mari aku cerita. masa aku tingkatan 1 , aku dapat jadi penyelaras pengawas tingkatan 1. aku ketua seluruh pengawas tingkatan 1. aku tak payah buat kerja. hanya jadi bos sahaja. best kan? tapi aku berhenti jadi pengawas. sebab aku tukar sekolah. dapat offer kat sekolah baru , tapi tolak. sebab baju tak lawa.

tingkatan 4 aku dah jadi chairman kelab komputer. aku dapat kunci dan password masok makmal komputer. wah. heaven. bila panas , masok makmal. rehat , masok makmal.

aku juga banyak jawatan kat sekolah. antara nya ialah ketua rumah biru. bila aku pegang rumah biru , rumah biru dapat nombor dua. selalunya memang last. tak pernah dalam sejarah , dapat nombor bukan last. tapi.. aku jadi ketua. dapat second. aku paksa semua yang tak nak lari. suruh dorang lari. tarik semua atlit yang baru masok sekolah join rumah biru. aku sendiri masok 4x100. johan okay? haaa. masa dulu aku fit. sekarang aku tak boleh lari laju lagi. ahahah

jawatan lain? naib pengerusi kelab boling. untuk 2 tahun. tapi aku lagi hebat dari pengerusi. aku kat negeri sembilan masa tingkatan 5 , aku dapat nombor 18 dari 100+ peserta. hebatkan? haha

lagi lagi? banyak lagi kot. tapi paling aku tak boleh lupa , bila aku di anugerah kan anugerah pelajar bersahsiah terpuji sempena maulidur rasul. cikgu pilih aku sebab aku decent. padahal aku ni nakal. lepas dapat award , kantoi aku ni nakal. ustazah cakap depan perhimpunan , menyesal pilih zulhelmie. haha

> Kamu paling suka?

- aku paling suka bila aku jadi wakil pelajar tingkatan 5 nak ambil spm. kena berucap depan perhimpunan sempena nak ambil restu cikgu cikgu. sebelum perhimpunan start , aku dah sedia text. siap ada peribahasa dan pantun untuk pengetua sekolah. tapi? tapi semuanya hilang tatkala aku berada di hadapan. kertas yang aku pegang hanya lah sekeping kertas. aku di gelak. di tawa. pengetua hanya mampu tersenyum melihat gigilan aku. bila tiba masa salam cikgu , cikgu gelak saja. padahal dengan orang lain cikgu minitiskan air mata.

> Anda tidak boleh hidup tanpa?

jam tangan. sebab aku tak sabar nak pulang ke rumah. tak sabar nak habis kelas yang busan. tak sabar nak date masa rehat. tak sabar nak gila gilaan masa PJ. :p

> Penutup

ini semua kenangan aku tika aku masih bersekolah. tak tahu pon apa itu blog masa tuh. aku merindui saat aku sekolah dulu. aku tak mahu tag siapa siapa untuk blog ini. aku tak ada mood. :)

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

tag by evaa.

1) Do you think you are hot?
nope. if yes , for sure i have lots of gfs. haha

2)Upload a favourite picture of yourself.


3) Why do you like the picture?
because i'm being accompanied by people who i love. and most importantly is they love me also. KOT. :)

4)When is the last time you ate pizza?
last two months. with my housemate. domino's pizza.

5)Whats the last song you listened to?
I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You - Damien Rice - The Blowers Daughter.

6)What you are doing besides this?
ym with wany osmar. :P

7)What name you prefer besides your name?
back then , i was called beckham. and i pretty liked it. :)


Topfriends
8)Who is number 1?
it's hard for me to tell. between shyrul afnezam watani and mohammad nor affendi norapi. you pick !

9)Number 3 is having a relationship with..
number three is aiman zamri. he is having a wonderful relationship with zainefer edlen. and i don't like it. damn !

10)Say something about number 4.
number 4 is muhammad alif saadon. he's married. he is a very bungok person. can i sekeh him?

11)How about number 5?
zuhair ismail. he's a lot like along bittersweet. his face. ouh damn ! kasut aku jangan lupa ganti.

12) Who is number 2?
if fendy and shy are the number one. then number two goes to erma yuhanis mokhtar. apple.

13) Missing number 5?
what the...? zuher? hmm , miss him because he is my only friend who love to mosh. gila gilaan.

14) Tag
i'm not in mood to tag people. thank you.

Monday, October 27, 2008

number wierdos dalam phone aku. tag oleh ad.

Weird name in my phonebook? let me see......


Acc CIMB Elmi - aku tak ingat number account. so letak la dalam phone book.

Balance - nak check balance credit. senang bila ada dalam phone book. buleh buat shortcut.

Budak Kecik - sebab dia tak tinggi. so i call her budak kecik. :p

Budak Ngok Ngek - budak kecik's younger sister. dia memang ngok ngek. tuh sebab aku panggil dia gitu.

Emily The Strange - nama dia amalina. pastu macam emo emo sket. aku panggil la emily. hehe

FD - farah diyana. kasik nickname senang.

Kapan - dia yang soh panggil dia kapan. haha

aku tak ramai kawan nama pelik laa. adoi ad neh.

tagging!!!!!!!
-sila cik jeju , cik nulu , cik ezza dan puan amy buat. :p

tag kawen by jeju.

Dream wedding.
This is a survey about your dream wedding, whether it be in the next year or after ten years. So, please answer after you read, the person who answered this before you took a great deal of effort.

1. How old are you?
twenty years young.

2. Are you single?
yes.

3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
my target is 24. but i don't think i do have money when i'm 24. :p

4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
i'm single rememba? look question number 2.

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
liyana jasmay. gadis idaman.

6. Do you want a garden/beach or a traditional wedding?
traditional. as long as all my relatives can come and tepung tawar , i'll thankful.

7. Your ideal motive?
to have a wonderful life with my soul-mate.

8. Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
anywhere she prefer. :)

9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
all my relatives plus friends plus enemy plus haters , 250 - 600.

10. Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
simple but can be remembered for a long time.

11. Do you want the traditional vows or something you'd make up on your own?
i prefer spontanious vow.

12. How many layers of cake do you want?
4 please. chocolate indulgence , white chocolate macadamia , new york cheese cake and mango delight.

13. Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or a simple place?
my parents' house.

14. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
after zuhur. just perfect.

15. You'd rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
outdoors. let the penanggah sweat.

16. Do you like a grand entrance for your bride?
yeah ! let her surprised me. it's her big day. our big day. why not?

18. Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding.
ahmoi chantek? wakakakaka ! just wait and see. maybe i'll play my own song. maybe.

19. Are you a morning person or a night person?
i'm batman. so night please.

20. Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
solemn? light please.

21. What age do you think you want to get married?
see number 3.

22. Describe your ideal husband/wife.
girl who adores me every night and day. who treasure me for who i am. who cares about me 24/7. who believe in me 100%. who loves me and my family as much as she loves herself and her family. :) [do this kind of girl exist? somebody please tell me before i put too much hope].

23. Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
i prefer the guests use their hand to eat. feel the love of the food aite ? haha

24. Champagne or red wine?
sirap. 4 me and my wife , 'can i have teh tarik please?'. takde kena mengena.

25. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
month after the wedding will be perfect.

26. Money or household items?
household items.

27. Who will pay for the bills?
u separoh , i separoh. my money , ur money. ur money , my money too. ok sayang?

28. Are you ready for married life?
i don't really know. no maybe. but i do jealous when alep got married that day. haha i'll wait until my turn. :p

29. Do you think you will still be a virgin until you get married?
yeah. for sure. my virginity is for my soul-mate oke?

30. Will you always be true to your wife/husband?
yes. she has to know the truth because she will be with me until the day i die. so no lying oke?

31. How many kids would you like to have?
four. two girls and two boys. emsem and chantek. :P

32. A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
i will buy a house before get married. and i'll take my parents to live with me too. they are my responsibilty too.

33. Will you celebrate silver wedding, gold wedding or diamond wedding?
sumpah tapaham soalan.

34. What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?
pulut kuning , rendang daging , ayam masak merah. satay kambing for dessert oke? alongside otak otak.

35. Will you record your honeymoon in a CD or DVD?
honeymoon in dvd? it'll be nice. 'anak anak... ini masa abah ngan mak honeymoon. masa nie la abah buat abang'. wakakakaka! sengalness.

36. Whose wedding plans would you like to know next?
1. wany
2. evaaa
3. rimza
4. reny

Thursday, October 16, 2008

tag yang dicuri nombor dua. [dari jeju]

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
stand still. and sing 'goodbye my lover'.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
be a pilot. i know i can't. but i want it so bad.

3. What's your planning for this year's X'mas?
vacation to zurich , switzerland maybe.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
buy whatever i want and get married with world's top model.

5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
i know many of you know the answer. (:

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
being loved by someone of course. loving someone will hurt my heart and soul.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
so long as men can breathe or eyes can see.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
just wait and do nothing. i'll love her silently and quietly. [ada tapi tiada]

9. If you would like to record a song, with who will it be?
with someone who has 'suara serak seksi' like someone i know through facebook. (:

10. What will you do if your crush set you up with his/her best friend?
try to be friends with her best friend. we don't know our fate right? maybe her bestfriend is 'the one'.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
married. still handsome and maybe a little bit thinner than now.

12. What’s your fear?
God.

13. No. 13 is missing.
huhh?

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
married but poor. love is the most important thing in life. not money. as long as i have great partner in life , i'll be thankful.

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
thinking of her. is she think of me neither? i don't really know.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
yes. i will love her more than she love me. i'll give her 100 percent of me.

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
the one who loves me the most.

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that someone has done?
i don't know. i think my answer will be yes.

19. Do you prefer to be a young mother or a divorce mother at 40?
i'll prefer..... apa punya soalan. aku laki la weh !

20. List 5 people to tag:
anyone who wants to be tagged ? buzz my ym. lols.

Monday, September 29, 2008

eva dah pandai tag aku.

tag !

1) Pertama kali naik kapal terbang.

pegi brisbane masa umo 3-5tahon kot. aku pon tak ingat.

2) Pertama kali beranak.
soalan neh memang serius bodoh gila. haha

3) Pertama kali pergi oversea.
brisbane tuh aa.

4) Pertama kali duduk jauh dengan famili.
camping darjah bape ntah.

5) Pertama kali kerja.
secret recipe. aku pemalas mahu kerja.

6) Pertama kali rasa diri gemok.
sejak dibangku sekolah. kawan selalu kata aku gemok. memang gemok kot?

7) Pertama kali bercinta.
sekolah rendah. darjah 5. cinta monyet kot. tapi siap dating kat taman.

8) Pertama kali rasa diri cantek.

emsem sahaja. cantek lom penah rasa lagi.

9) Pertama kali masuk cinema.
umor 3 tahon. tengok cite pe ntah. ngan parents.

10) Pertama kali admitted in hospital.
umor 3 tahon jugak. pundi kencing tersumbat. kena operate. :(

org yg bertuah kali ni:
-semua yang rasa nak buat.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

pertama kali di tagged oleh nani.

Rules:
* Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
* Share 7 facts about yourself onyour blog, some random, some weird.
* Tag 7 people at the end of your post byleaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
* Let them know they are tagged by leaving acomment on their blog


fakta pertama;
aku suka makan coklat,
aku takde lah sampai addicted tengok coklat. elmi suka makan coklat tuh hanya lah nickname aku dalam dunia internet neh. takkan aku nak pakai nama panjang aku lak kan? macam skema gila. haha


fakta kedua;
aku tak hisap rokok,
aku tak hisap rokok sebab aku tak mahu hisap. lantak pi lah orang nak cakap aku tak macho ke apa ke. asalkan duit aku tak membazir beli sekotak rokok setiap hari. dari aku beli rokok , lagi bagos aku beli game ke. (:


fakta ketiga;
i'm a good dancer [cewah perasan],
kalau korang tak pecaya, korang search kat myspace video, type elmi uitm modern dance. korang akan nampak aku beraksi. kalau tak pon, korang leh tengok aku dance masa aku kat dalam bilik sorang sorang. kalau lagi nak tengok sangat, tengok aku menggila kat gig atau kat club. haha


fakta keempat;
aku seorang yang amat sensitif,
betol weh. sejak dua menjak neh, aku sensitif gila. macam bungok je. bukan aku nak jadi sensitif neh. tapi dia jadi sendiri. haha sengal sengal.


fakta kelima;
tangan aku dah handphone tak boleh berjaohan,
aku pegi mana mana, mesti aku bawak handphone aku. even pegi mandi pon aku bawak. aku bawak pegi mandi sebab aku nak pasang lagu, nak memekak. lantak ah 1 malaysia nak dengar ke pon. kihkih


fakta keenam;
aku suka perempuan yang ada style,
tak kira la chantek ke tak. tapi pada aku, yang chantek ialah yang ada style. yang pandai jaga penampilan diri. dan kalau buleh, biarlah yang ada intelligence. yang buleh fikir secara waras. dan tak mengada dan tak mengongkong. tapi yang paling penting, yang ada style ! (:


fakta ketujuh;
aku suka buat kerja last minute,
aku memang amat pemalas. biar kerja melambak. baru merungut banyak kerja la apa la itu la ini la. aku perlukan seseorang untuk push aku buat kerja, baru aku buat kerja. kalau tak, aku hanya mampu menghadap facebook dan myspace sahaja. tidak terkecuali, ym. mungok elmi !


people yg aku nak tagged;
jeju,
amy,
ezza,
nulu,
sid,
hanes,
ijol

Sunday, September 14, 2008

lagi lagi tag. [jeju tag aku lagi]

THE SELF
[01] Real name: mohd zulhelmie zullifan
[02] Nickname: elmi , zul , helmie , bemy.
[03] Married: single oh!
[04] Zodiac Sign: saggy.
[05] Gender: lelaki.
[06] Age: 19 -> 20.
[07] High School: SMK Taman Semarak , Nilai.
[08] College: UiTM Penang.
[09] Height: 171cm.
[10] Weight: 65kg.
[11] Do you like yourself: yup!
[12] Piercings: nope.
[13] Right or left: right.
[14] Are you a freak : agak ah.
[15] Hair: pendek. umi aku akan bebel kalau rambut aku panjang sket.
[16] Skin: ramai orang cakap aku agak cerah.
[17] Allergic: laut dan bulu kucing.
[18] What are you doing now: menahan saket perut.
[19] What will you doing 1 hour later: game.
[20] What will you doing 10 years later: maen ngan anak anak kot.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: parents.
[22] Siblings(included you): two. ermm, three!!
[23] Eldest: elmi suka makan coklat.
[24] Youngest: dada sengal.
[25] Love/hate your family: chenta mereka.

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: dah jumpa. tapi terlepas ke tangan orang.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: ex num 22.
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: liyana jasmay.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: 23.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): woo tuh ape?
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): ??
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: maybe. that's why dia lari.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: terlampau percaya kot.
[34] Ever argue with your other half: ada. masa dia dah ada laki laen.
[35] You with your other half since: january 2005 - november 2006.
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: saya lurus.
[37] Reasons you love your other half: sebab dia melengakapi saya.
[38] You and your other half in which stage: bodoh punya soalan. cite lama ah!
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: woo lagi?
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: ya dan maseh lagi.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: mohd nor affendy bin norapi.
[42] Your first enemy: aizuddin mohd fauzi.
[43] The friends you love the most: makhluk bulan , weng crew dan semua kawan UiTM yang rapat.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): din lah. mungok soalan.
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: haha. tricky question neh. jehan kot.
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: shy kot?
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: kerek gila babey. macam bagos. macam hawt sangat. ingat aku terhegeh ke kat kaw? aku hanya mahu hilangkan busan buzz ym kaw je lah. bungok punya perempuan.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: curik gf aku. haha
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: penah. 2x. 1st ngan jehan. kapel 3 hari. 2nd ngan nurul. kapel 2 minggu. haha kawan lagi bagos kot.
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: ntah. tak kot.
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: aku backstab dia balik.
[52] If your friend betray you: aku peduli apa?
[53] If your friend woo your lover: tengok gf aku sayang aku ke tak.
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: aku gelak kat dorang sambil guling guling.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: 'jom kita kapel. aku ngah single'.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: tidak. aku pemalas.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: copy paste selalu ah.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: ramai. mungkin cikgu add math masa skola dulu.
[59] Always late to school/college: skola tak penah lewat. kelas selalu.
[60] Your class: skola - ramai perempuan. UiTM - menghitung jari bilangan perempuan.
[61] You love your seniors: tak kenal senior.
[62] Senior who you love the most: kan aku dah cakap aku tak kenal.
[63] Your classmates good/bad: fadzreen ngan niesa je yang best. yang laen macam belagak je.
[64] Excellent result classmate: hakim. dekan tak penah miss. [tabik]
[65] Laziest classmate: aku paling pemalas. tapi kat skola aku paling pandai dan paling cepat pikap.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: intellingence people.
[67] Stupid people: yang macam bagos. yang nasihat orang tak tengok diri sendiri. yang tak nampak kesalahan diri sendiri. yang bodoh sombong. dan of cos yang bodoh.
[68] Good looking people: macam elmi suka makan coklat.
[69] Ugly people: orang yang perasan bagos.
[70] Funny people: macam makhluk bulan. macam macam perangai.
[71] Cute people: sebagai contoh - liyana jasmay.
[72] Bad people: perempuan macam bagos.
[73] Honest people: aku doakan masok syurga.
[74] Acting people: aku doakan kaw kena langgar treler.
[75] You are what kind of people: semua di atas. kecuali acting. aku tanak kena langgar treler.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: lip. mataku rabun.
[77] Hugs or kisses: hugs. [but i'm a good kisser. wakakakaka!]
[78] Shorter or taller: shorter. tapi sket je. jangan macam KLCC ngan tiang traffic light.
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: spontaneuos ah.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: aku buncit. o'oh. arms plis.
[81] Listener or talker: aku pendengar yang hebat. aku pencakap yang tareti diam.
[82] Romantic or rich: kaya.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: good husband but great father.

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: 24 [12.12.2012]
[85] Numbers of kid(s): four. two boys and two girls.
[86] Career: pramugara. tanak jadi engineer. aku nak travel.
[87] Salary: rm2000-10000 sebulan. gaji seorang pramugara.
[88] Retirement age: 55.
[89] Properties value: ntah.
[90] Wishes: kawen sama liyana jasmay.

THE VICTIMS

idora , nanie , rini , nanazy , evaa , FD , rimza dan afdlin shauki [macam dia nak buat.haha].

tag lagi. [jeju tag aku]

1. Apakah benda yang paling penting dalam hidup kamu?

laptop , handphone , scoot , ps2.

2. Apakah benda terakhir yang kamu beli dengan wang sendiri?

sweater crazee causa.

3. Dimanakah tempat impian perkahwinan kamu?

rumah parents.

4. Berapa lama anda rasa hubungan kamu berkekalan?

takde gf. single and not available until 12th december 2009.

5. Adakah anda di lamun cinta?

nope.

6. Dimanakah restoran terakhir kamu makan malam?

mcd. semalam malam. tengok liverpool menang ke atas MU.

7. Namakan buku terakhir yang kamu beli?

hype!

8. Apakah nama penuh kamu?

mohd zulhelmie bin zullifan. tolong jangan tinggal e. dan ada 2 l kat nama abah aku. tolong amek nota. (:

9. Kamu lebih senang dengan mak atau ayah?

umi.

10. Namakan seseorang yang kamu ingin jumpa untuk pertama kalinya dalam hidup anda?

liyana jasmay. tolong somebody realisasi impian ku ini.

11. Christina atau Britney?

liyana jasmay. liyana jasmay jugak !

12. Adakah kamu mencuci pakaian anda sendiri?

aah.tuh pon kalau kat penang. kat nilai , umi ada. hehe

13. Tempat yang paling seronok kamu mahu pegi?

disneyland , los angeles.

14. Pelukan atau ciuman?

buat masa sekarang , aku perlukan pelukan.

15. Butirkan 5 perkara tentang orang yang tag kamu.

a. dia tidak setinggi aku.
b. kekasih kepada hanes.
c. tak dapat mandi laut masa PD hari tuh.
d. ada dslr.
e. information counter bergerak.

16. 8 perkara yang amat saya gilai

i. myspace.
ii. facebook.
iii. ps2.
iv. maen bola.
v. melepak.
vi. mengutuk orang.
vii. berangan.
viii. sms kawan kawan yang takkan tak reply sms.

17. 8 perkataan yang sering di ucapkan

-dem
-siot
-macam sial
-bungok
-weyh
-adoi
-babey
-malasnye

18. 8 buah buku yang paling terbaru dibaca.

-buku teks thermodynamics.
-buku teks calculus.
-buku teks aerodynamics.
-buku teks aircraft materials.
-buku teks fluid mechanics.
-buku teks dynamics.
-buku teks strength materials.
-komik komik.

19. 8 lagu yang saya boleh dengar berulang kali.

-someday - the strokes.
-disco dansa - the times.
-fluorescent adolescent - arctic monkeys.
-fine - bunkface.
-neon - hujan.
-come around again - jet.
-better in time - leona lewis.
-hitori - the gospellers.

19. 8 perkara yang saya pelajari tahun lalu

-aku scandal.
-html codes.
-mosh.
-motor clutch.
-skill pusing kaki masa timbang bola.
-gadis gadis myspace amat kerek.
-gf yang amat mengongkong adalah gf yang tak best.
-melupakan seseorang yang amat disayangi.

20. Mari mengetag 8 orang lain.

-idora.
-rini.
-nanie.
-evaa.
-nanazy.
-ad.
-rimza.
-farah [fd].

Thursday, September 11, 2008

tag yang dicuri. [orang x tag aku , tapi nak buat gak]

starting time : 10.46am
location : depan laptop ah. adoi.

name : elmi suka makan coklat.
sisters : ayu & dada
brothers : makhluk makhluk bulan?
shoe size : 8 kot. 9 pon buleh je.
height : 1710mm
where do you live : nilai - penang
favourite drinks : neslo ais , oreo shake
favourite breakfast : nasi lemak + teh tarik
have you ever been on a plane : yup!
swam in the ocean : yup! tapi takleh sangat. alergik. dem oh!
fallen asleep in school : nope.
broken someone's heart : often. and i'm sorry 4 that. (:
fell off your chair : selalu didajal di skola dulu.
sat by the phone and waited for someone to call : tunggu sms selalu ah. hehe


what is your room like : nilai - kosong. penang - semak!.
what's right beside you : buku bukuan.
what is the last thing you ate : chic kabab + choc cake. sahur malam tadi.

ever had...
chicken pox : penah. darjah 6, just before UPSR.
sore throat : setahon 3 kali at least.
stitches : yes. kat tangan akibat kena rompak. macam haram.
broken nose : belom.

do you...
believe in love at first sight : pecaye kot. sbb selalu jth chenta pandang ptama. tp xde respon.
like picnics : agak minat. malas bila time nk kemas. hehe
who was, were the last person you danced with : shy ! haha kat bar celona. tektonik lagi.
last made you smile : budak kecik. baru jap dia sms.
you last yelled at : ntah. kat afiq kot. hehe

today did you..
talk to someone you like : tadi cuma senyum ngan atiqah. wo, she's so hawt.
kissed anyone : mak aih, gf pon tarak!
get sick : selesema.
talk to an ex : ex suma sombong.
miss someone : miss ex num 22. n miss my umi. dada pon bemy rendu.
eat : puasa.
best feeling in the world : bila dapat bangon lewat. haha
do you sleep with stuffed animals : nope.

what's under your bed : kotak router , kotak switch , kotak graphic card syafiq.
who do you really hate : orang sombong , belagak , poyo nak mampos , tak sedar diri.
what time is it now : 10.59am.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago
1. baru dapat playstation sebab dapat num 1 dalam kelas.
2. buat homework skola.
3. mengaji. [mengaji ke?]
4. maen bola tetiap petang. [miss oh!]
5. takde gf. skrg pon sama.

5 things on my to-do list today
1. tedo.
2. bazaar.
3. assignment.
4. myspace.
5. facebook.

5 snacks i enjoy
1. chipster.
2. kinder bueno.
3. cadbury's hazelnut.
4. oreo doublestuf.
5. chipsmore.

5 things i would do if i were a billionaire
1. haji.
2. beli liverpool. beli player gempak. kasik menang everything. must buy kaka.
3. belanje sume kawan pegi vacation tiap 4 bulan.
4. carik top model jadi bini.
5. beli hot stuff. PS3 , DSLR , VAIO , lamborghini murcielago , private airplane - learjet , drum set.

5 of my bad habits
1. bangon tedo lambat.
2. tedo lambat.
3. memilih dalam mencari gf.
4. bungok taroh harapan kat orang yang *********!
5. suka kutok orang. wakakakaka!

5 places i have lived in
1. taman skudai baru , JB.
2. bandar baru sungai buloh , selangor.
3. nilai perdana , nilai.
4. desa kolej - cit of knowledge , bandar baru nilai , nilai.
5. kondominium mutiara , seberang perai.

5 people i'm tagging
1. jeju.
2. amy.
3. nulu.
4. ezza.
5. idora.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

FiLeM DaN TeLeViSYeN [mari tag org]

elmi's favourite.

film [international] : pirates of the carribean trilogy
film [local] : afdlin shauki's films (sbb de creative)
tv series [eva] [international] : heroes
tv series [currently] [international] : the reaper
tv series [eva] [local] : ghost
tv series [currently] [local] : sindarela
cartoon film : kung fu panda
cartoon series : spongebob squarepants
actor [international] : johnny depp (sbb de ske blakon watak pelik)
actor [local] : afdlin shauki (sbb bkt de bsr mcm bdn de gak)
actress [international] : jessica alba n scarlett johansson (aku pntingkn paras rupa)
actress [local] : liyana jasmay n sharifah amani (paras rupa itu penting)
male role [international] : L [death note] (suka mkn bnde manis)
male role [local] : tajol [dunia baru] (de amat smart.. haha)
cartoon role : patrick [spongebob]
female role [international] : storm [x-men] (amat style)
female role [local] : orked [sepet] (gadis idaman)
superhero : claire bennet [heroes] (hebat!)
villain : the joker [dark knight] (lakonan mantap heath ledger)
kiss scene : dian sastrowardoyo n nicholas saputra [ada apa dengan cinta?]
scene : final dance [step up 2:the streets]
soundtrack : masih jua [ghost]
director [international] : steven spielberg
director [local] : afdlin shauki n yasmin ahmad

elmi tak suka.

film [international] : L, change the world (lari konsep cite neh)
film [local] : rempit (aku xsuke rempit)
tv series [international] : bawang merah bawang putih (bnyk zoom bodo)
tv series [local] : gerak khas
cartoon film : shrek (pndek gile babas cite de)
cartoon series : anak-anak sidek
actor [international] : shaq o'neill (maen basketball suda..)
actor [local] : mawi (klu de jd plakon la)
actress [international] : pamela anderson
actress [local] : lisdawati (kontroversi je lebih)
male role [international] : harry potter (sbb de bodo x usya hermione)
male role [local] : eddy [gol n gincu] (sbb bodo break ngn puteri)
cartoon role : plankton [spongebob] (sbb ske nk curik resipi crabby patty)
female role [international] : mary jane [spiderman] (sbb xlawa)
female role [local] : inspektor aleeza (mak aih.. bodo weh!)
superhero : spiderman (aku xtau knpe aku xske de)
villain : proffesor klon (gelak mcm sial..!)
kiss scene : acha n irwansyah (siot irwansyah kiss awek aku)
scene : tembak menembak dlm cite yusof haslam..
soundtrack : gerak gerak gerak khas.. (mcm haram)
director [international] : pengarah cite bwg merah bwg putih
director [local] : yusof haslam n m.nasir

aku nk jeju,amy,nulu,sid,yazan,ad,hanis,ezza ngn zymn wat blog nieh gak.. tahu..?? kire tag la nieh.. haha

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

7 bnde ajaib.. [amy soh aku wat.. 1st time nieh..]

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:
1) cute
2) mengong
3) sengal
4) malas
5) poyo
6) single
7) suka mkn coklat

7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
1) Tuhan
2) exam
3) ilang handphone
4) hantu
5) gf mngongkong
6) broke
7) 1st date

7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT:
1) ternyata - estrella
2) warkah - bau
3) lirikan matamu - hijau
4) si dia - julies goes overseas
5) jauh -julies goes overseas gak
6) tinggal - julies goes overseas lagi
7) karenaku sayang kamu - dygta

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
1) dem!
2) siot
3) dow
4) weyh
5) erm
6) kiki
7) alhamdullilah..

7 THINGS I TREASURE THE MOST:
1) umi
2) gig
3) kawan kawan
4) online
5) sms
6) myspace
7) ahmoi chantek

7 “FIRST TIME” THINGS I EVER DID:
1) 1st time kje - secret recipe [june 08]
2) 1st time failed math - final exam uitm april 08 [sblm nie xpnh fail math]
3) 1st time naek flight - g brisbane [umo 4thn]
4) 1st time lihat donie - 12december1988 [kt hospital sultanah aminah, nt sure da nmpk donie ke blom mase tuh]
5) 1st time pki spek - drjh 6 [mase tuh kne kutok kaw2]
6) 1st time g club - kt penang [g ngn dinda nabila]
7) 1st time tgk hujan live - kt 8tv rocking concert [pakej dpt tgk faizal tahir bkk bju]

7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS:
1) nanazy
2) kella
3) budak kecik
4) nulu
5) kak anis
6) apple
7) shy